"Smoke it up, dude," is usually a request for some variation of a burnout, but if you're wearing the Joe Rocket Hemp jacket it suddenly takes on a new meaning...
Under abrasion tests, the hemp material proved to be as strong as leather, and it also offers insulation to keep you warm or cool depending on the conditions. With CE approved armor and a removable liner it has everything you'd expect while being environmentally friendly.
The colors it's being passed around in are green (obviously) or black.
$250
www.joerocket.com